Im a laidback type of guy?

hi, im 27, im handsome, sucessful, single , multi talented, yet my best et is how im laidback, but i havent had a gf in 7yrs. i think it takes effort in bein cool, any1 can b an idiot, yet its weird how the idiots get the girls, im laidback with a funny/great personality, but its not like i brag about it hence being laidback, i go out heaps wif friends, im smooth and articulate, yet i dont understand y girls would choose the loud a**hole who just keep hurting them. im not borin, i luv drinkin goin out, dancing, :P, yet y do girls prefer the loud mouth idiots instead?